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Groom died from coronavirus two days after his family forced him to go to a pre wedding ceremony
bby Nathan'ette Burdine: July 8, 2020
 


Hey, do y’all wanna hear about a real life wedding and a funeral?! Well, actually, it’s more like a corona wedding and a secret funeral. Here’s what happened!

A young groom, who was a software engineer in India, ended up dead after his family members told him he had to attend a pre-wedding ceremony in the Patna district in Bihar before he could check himself into a hospital over those coronavirus symptoms he was having.

The folks over at the Hindustan Times says he had a high fever which is a sign that you’re knee deep into the 2-14 days that it takes for the coronavirus to show itself.

Unfortunately for the young groom, his family didn’t give a nickel on a dime about his health. They had a pre-wedding ceremony to attend. And he was going to attend it upright, or down to the right.

They suited him up, forced some pills (paracetamol tablets) down his throat, and then headed on to the ceremony. The young groom made it through the ceremony. But, two days later on June 17, 2020, he ended up dying on the way to the hospital.

Realizing just how bad the situation was, everybody decided they better not tell. So in order to hide the evidence, which was the groom’s dead body, they decided to cremate him.

Mind you, nobody stopped to think about the fact that the then living groom had infected others with the coronavirus, and that at least one of the infected was going to tell. And as we know, you can’t keep it on the hush that somebody was walking around with a highly contagious deadly virus and then ended up dying. Somebody is going to tell that because they’re going to be in fear that they’re one of the 15 people who got the virus from the then living groom.

And yes, folks, 15 people really did get the coronavirus from the then living groom. Due to the fact that at least one of them was afraid he or she would become part of the use to be living club, the individual told the district magistrate about the coronavirus wedding. The individual was like:

     “I got the corona from my dead cousin. Those muthafuckas had us
      to swear to secrecy after they burned cousin’s body. I raised my
      hand but had my fingers crossed behind my back. I knew
      something was wrong because Aunty started coughing, then ma
      started coughing, then I started coughing. That’s when I knew I
      had the corona."

     "Where did you get the corona from?" is what the government
      official more than likely asked.

     "Wedding." 

     "Who gave it to you?"
   
     "Dead cousin."
   
     "Where is Dead Cousin, now?"

     "Dead in the urn on auntie’s fireplace."

     "We’re on our way."

The government officials checked it out and learned that not only were 15 people infected, but that those 15 people managed to infect more than 100 other people. “They’ve infected everyone in the district. Round them up, take them to the sanitation facility!” is what the government officials more than likely said.

Off “to the sanitation facility,” they did go. Well, actually, off to a location in the village where the wedding would’ve taken place is where they did go.

Everybody who came in contact with the then alive groom had to be tested because the one thing no one wants is for folks to be adding to the infected population.

The government officials put on their PPE, tested everybody, and found out that a good portion of them, 86 to be exact, were asymptomatic. The asymptomatic folks were taken off and quarantine because, well, no one wants them infecting more people.

Needless to say, nobody was happy about. The government officials weren’t happy that nobody told them about the corona wedding, which according to the Hindustan Times folks, sent the number of corona cases sky high, just one from 700, in the Patna district. There are now six confirmed deaths with, you guessed it, corona wedding groom making number six.

Then there’s the family who’s not too happy about the stool pigeon in their mix telling the district magistrate about their corona wedding and funeral.

And now, instead of sitting at home looking at Netflix, they’re all quarantine in a tiny room looking at gnats.






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